Toilet Paper Roll Patent
Toilet Paper Roll Patent
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Wipe the competition with our "TP Patent" Streetwear from Dope.Ink! This premium unisex short-sleeve piece parodies a vintage patent drawing for "Wrapping for Toilet Paper Roll," boldly titled "Fight Me"—pure savage bathroom humor for prank legends, petty kings/queens, or anyone ready to square up over the last roll on game nights, house parties, or when you're just feeling extra confrontational about TP etiquette.
Crafted on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001, it fits like your all-time favorite: soft, breathable, and built to last. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), it's lightweight for all-day comfort and easy layering. The ribbed knit collar keeps its shape, tapered shoulders ensure a better fit over time, and dual side seams maintain that fresh look wash after wash. Retail fit with a classic crew neck—ideal for casual vibes or stacking with accessories.
Ethically produced in the US and internationally by Bella+Canvas, in humane, sustainable facilities (Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified). Tagless for maximum comfort. Fabric blends vary by color: Ash/Heather Prism (99% cotton, 1% polyester); Heather/Solid Blends (52% cotton, 48% polyester); Athletic/Black Heather (90% cotton, 10% polyester).
Roll up and grab yours at www.dope.ink. Limited drops, full squad!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
